Demi, 21, Canada. This is a very multi-fandom blog so sorry if you just came for the one fandom. I mostly blog about whatever is on at the moment. I support Team Merthur, Team Brolin, Team Destiel, Team Johnlock, Team Sterek, Team Spork, Team CaptainSwan, Team DanyDrogo, Team Thilbo, Team TenRose, Team Thorki, Team Makorra, Team Dramione, Team Peeniss, Team Starkid ect...

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asgardia-aria:

avastcat:

naked—snake:

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officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

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sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

"do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?"

"you think darkness is your ally?"

"Kneel"

"On va voir"

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doublemooncrab:

calligrafiti:

True, that.

bONK
BONK

doublemooncrab:

calligrafiti:

True, that.

bONK

BONK

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therevolutionisnevercoming:

And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…

therevolutionisnevercoming:

And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…

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haaaaaaaaaaytham:

things to say during sex

  • on your left
  • HELLO MARVEL I AM THE FALCON
  • on va voir
  • im with you til the end of the line
  • hail hydra

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worduptiffany:

No one verbs like Gaston,
Adverb verbs like Gaston,
No one verbs with the adjective noun like Gaston.

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notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

notquiteshakespeare:

i read this is samuel l jacksons voice

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korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

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"He’s a pain in the ass."

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The facts were these… Pushing Daisies: a summary

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